One Direction Partayyyy!

One Direction Partayyyy!
Ha, yeah right.

Thursday 31 January 2013

Hey y'all

I realise that I've been a terrible blogger in terms of keeping up with all my blog posts but I guess you could say that I just completely didn't know what to post. So I apologise for that and promise that I will at least TRY to keep up.

Wednesday 16 January 2013

Dirty Liar's Fog (Poem)

Is it my duty in life to promise you
That if you ever even thought of not pulling through
I'd simply snap my fingers and you'd be gone in a flash
With not another thought towards the aftermath?
Like a fleck of dust hiding in a distant room
Simply dead and gone with a flick of the broom
Like locked memories of the past, you will NEVER be back
If I ever catch you signing the Devil's contract!

Puh-lease, no more lies- pack your things and leave
Are your force-fed excuses what you expect me to believe?
You do not have an alibi for where you were last night
As it is right now, you are not putting up a fight!
If you love me, do not lie- with each lie, I love you less
You are practically the face of Infidelity's crest
So get out of my house, you wretched little dog
I hope I hear a scream from the Dirty Liar's Fog...

Tuesday 15 January 2013

Greetings, Little Shrooms :3

I can't really be bothered finishing my little 'fly' story but I think whatever you come up with will probably be  more exciting than the actual ending. Actually, I'd bet on it. Mhm. With a little parrot food and dog's p...

Anywaaaaay...

How are ya, ma lil shrooms? I've not posted in a few days and that's simply because I don't really know what to post. I'd love your ideas (please leave 'em in the message box or I'll turn up with a pitchfork at your front door... just kidding)
(Or am I? *lights a match* ;P)

Anyway, today someone really ruined my day before it even had the chance to start. I was fine by lunch but some people are just irritating. Like flies, actually... *smiles to those who understand*

What I want to know is what pushes your buttons? What gets you angry for a reason other people can't possibly understand? Tell me, ma lil shrooms and I'll upgrade you to mushrooms. You've gotta post now! :O

Monday 14 January 2013

The Story Of The Fly Part I

Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was sat, reading a magazine on a chair having just opened the window to let in some fresh air. With the breeze flew in a fly but the girl did not notice the little buzzer until it was at her ear.

BZZZZZZZZ.
BZZZZZZZZ.

Nearly jumping out of her skin, she batted at the fly in annoyance, and for a while, it went away. But then it came back...

BZZZZZZZZ.
BZZZZZZZZ.
BZZZZZZZZ.
BZZZZZZZZ.

This time, her magazine fell out of her hand and she stood up, ready to kill this fly. It's sound had annoyed her to the tipping point and she would not rest until it shut its little mouth.She did not want to hear it.
She got the fly batter (forgot what its called) and took on a hunter's stance. And then...

BZZZZZZZZ.
BZZZZZZZZ.


To be continued...

Friday 11 January 2013

Song of the Day

Cyanide Promises- James Cheal. This is my all time favourite youtuber. Check out his channel- chealytheninja :)

Thursday 10 January 2013

9 Awkward Questions To Ask A Stranger

1) When's the baby due?
2) (To the person in the stall next to you) Could you pass me some toilet paper?
3) Are you male or female?
4) Is he your husband or father...?
5) Have you lost weight?
6) Do you love me?
7) Are you wearing deodorant?
8) Is that a wig on your head?
9) Didn't your mother ever tell you not to speak to strangers?

Song Of The Day

How Soon Is Now- Love Spit Love


Tuesday 8 January 2013

A Satanic Ritual

 I can't seem to find the cave I wrote this about, but this is a true event and when I say that a man's heart was taken, I mean it quite literally. When he died, he requested to have it taken out and kept in an urn in the cave. However, some months later, it was stolen.
The cave was known to be the base of Satanic rituals and the man I speak of in the poem was thought to be the founder of it.

The girl I speak of is not related to this man in any sense. She is a beautiful girl, helplessly in love with an older man. The boys in her town become jealous of her attractions and decide to set her up- they tell her that her lover is awaiting her in the cave, wanting to be married immediately.
When she gets to the cave, in her bridal gown, there are a group of boys but her lover- surprise, surprise- is not present. In her anger, the girl throws a stone at the boys and in annoyance, the boys throw a stone back at her. It hits her between the eyes and she dies immediately.



I saw the face but your eyes did not see
The leering, gaping monstrosity
He was sat in the dark, in the blinding pitch
To you, it was simply a ‘technical glitch’

You called me mad, you pronounced me insane
You said there was something ‘wrong’ with my brain
But I know what I saw when I looked down the ‘way
His face was alit with a fiery dismay!

The readied bride, skipping down in glee
Only to find the smirking emcee
She picked up a stone, threw it at the man’s heart
But laughter erupted as death did her part

A Satanic ritual had taken his love
In a sacrifice meant for the hands of above
But Satan had sated on a murder long fated
And a woman had died whilst her consort ‘awaited’!

I know what I saw when I looked down the ‘way!
I saw the misery of another lone day
Another day, without his shielded heart
Another with their souls drifting mountains apart

‘HE STOLE IT!’ was the startling reverberation in my ears
Confirming the enigma of my silent fears
For the truth, I discovered, of that fateful night
Was that a poor man’s heart was taken, in spite.

What's your talent?

Everyone has a talent- whether its big or small. But what's yours?

Monday 7 January 2013

Oh, My God- That's Embarrassing!

Have you ever been to school when its not on? Have you ever gotten ready for school in the middle of the night because of a rude awakening? Have you ever sang a song in your dream and scared the life out of your roommate? Here are 9 embarrassing moments.

1) When you run into a door you think it's a 'push' but end up almost knocking yourself out because it's actually a 'pull'.
2) Stumbling on an uneven patch on the floor- my God, I've done that more times than I can remember.
3) Heels breaking whilst you're walking.
4) Making awkward eye contact with someone as they enter a foul-smelling bathroom, because you know they think you’re responsible, whether you really are or not.
5) When your stomach growls in a silent place and you position yourself into awkward angles to shut it up.
6) When someone walks in on you whilst you're doing your business.
7) Going to the wrong classroom and sitting there for a lengthy period of time before realizing that the topics of discussion don’t fit and now you’ll look like a bad-mannered student, exiting class just as it began.
8) Confusing a person for something they aren’t. E.g. thinking that someone’s wife is their daughter or mistaking a beer belly for pregnancy (awks)
9) Falling on a treadmill. If this hasn’t happened to you, feel blessed. Not only is this terrifying, but it’s equally painful on your body and ego. One second you’re running, the next you look down and you’re further back then anticipated. The machine’s speed is too fast for your steps and suddenly you’re slammed against a hot, moving conveyor belt that swoops you off of it like a humiliating ride on Aladdin’s magic carpet mixed with a mechanical bull.

Words Of Forbidden Sin (Poem)

Do not speak the words of forbidden sin
For the devils inside will crawl within
‘I love you’ is the curse I do not want to hear
Love is the only one thing that I fear
The darkness can be turned into soothing light
Blind ones can be capable of prophetic sight
Sunlight can seep through a miniature crack
But love can be taken, and never given back.

Do not speak the words that kill me inside
For when you do, its tears that I hide
I know how it hurts when I don’t return the words
But I whispered the curse as we followed the hearse
You’ve done everything for me- from birth, throughout
Yet our quarrels do nothing but fill me with doubt
And though it scares me to let my feelings through
The truth is, inside, you know I love you.

Song Requests: Lucky- Jason Mraz and A Thousand Years- Christina Perri


Sunday 6 January 2013

New BVB song :O

I honestly love this.

OMG, BFMV have a new song :O


Curses

Curse your heart for being a part
Of the smirking demons behind
You were not to be trusted, from the start
But I thought second chances were kind.

Curse your soul for all that you stole
Including my splintered heart
You took the stake from out of my hold
And plunged it, deep and hard.

Curse your brain for cries in vain
Forgotten the night after dark
You left my life in shards of pain
And left once you’d played the part.

Curse your head for leaving me dead
Without a burial of love
You were the light, but I misread
A test from the hands of above.

Oh my God, my back is killing.

Oh, well.
Here's 9 things you should NEVER do. From experience, of course (well, most of them).

1) Never, ever karate chop a gate. Just don't do it.
2) Never do your business in a guest's house- you don't know how well their toilet flushes and you don't know if they have backup air freshener.
3) Never look up if you know a pigeon is passing by. You may just get a little surprise party on your face.
4) Never go through with a dare that could humiliate you forever.
5) Never hold a fish in your hands unless you're saving it. It just so happens that in the act of saving it, I almost killed it at the same time. Close call, people, close call.
6) Never let someone get away with insulting you- at least not without a mark on their face (or a bruise in their ego, for you pacifists.)
7) Never wear white clothes if you know its going to rain. If you do and  you see people staring, don't say I didn't warn ya!
8) Never reply to a conversation you wish to continue with a one word answer.
9) Never regret your past- it will never change.

Saturday 5 January 2013

If I Die Young- The Band Perry and I'll Follow You Into The Dark- Death Cab For Cutie





Aren't these songs beautiful?

Awkward Moments

We all have them, right? Here are my top five:

1)When you get really happy and put your hand up for a high five but the other person just stares at your hand like it's an egg.
2)When someone else is wearing the same top as you but you don't have anything else to change into.
3)When a monkey wees on you through a cage (I speak from experience, folks)!
4)When you go to a 'formal' party and you're the only one wearing 'formal' clothing.
5)When you're mid-argument and you forget what you were arguing about (again, I speak from experience).

What are your top five?

Friday 4 January 2013

Dreams

They're fascinating things. In our minds, they go on for hours of either positivity or negativity when in reality, they last only a matter of minutes. Some remember, most are foggy about the details and some don't even remember at all. Just last night, I remember having a nightmare about cannibals- the fascinating thing is that I can't seem to remember certain things about the dream such as how it started or how I ended up where I did at mid-point.

When we wake up, our dreams don't end- those that remember go on thinking about that dream; editing parts and continuing parts to the point that it pushes out other thoughts. Even those that don't remember become strained in an attempt to recall the events.
 Sometimes, we even become paranoid about certain things that happen in our dreams- did this really happen? Is she really dead?  Am I being watched?

My question is why do dreams consume us so much- sometimes even more than reality? Why, if dreams are simply our subconscious minds at work, do we not understand them? Is their symbolism in dreams? Are we dreaming now?

Dreams- they're fascinating things.


Liquid Sorrow (poem)

There was once a time I told myself
I was happy in the body that held me
Yet I have long learnt that you cannot
Deceive a prisoner free
Skin is only coverage, after all
Scars- only foreplay to flesh
Though I have long learnt that the further you fall
The larger the scarlet-clad mess
And if you tell yourself that today
Is simply tomorrow’s foreplay
Then feel your veins fill with liquid sorrow
Because the reality is there’s no tomorrow
For you, or for me because we
would have to be
Happy in the skin that hides us
Content
with the
luxury
of life.

Good morning, y'all

Oh, wait... it's nearly 3pm...
Song lyrics were from Good Riddance- Greenday-

So I've decided that to make my blog a little more interesting, I'm going to do celebrity profiles. Requests are more than welcome but if not, you get stuck with the metal heads, peeps. The first celeb profile I'm going to do is of Andy Sixx (pic to the side).

REAL NAME: Andrew Dennis Biersack
BORN IN: Milwaukee, then moved to Cincinnati
BORN ON: December 26th 1991
PARENTS' NAMES: Amy and Chris
BAND: He had a band at 14 named Biersack and did covers of the Misfits and Alkaline Trio. Now, he is the lead singer of a band called Black Veil Brides (they're new CD: Wretched and Divine: The Story of the Wild Ones is out on the 7th January).
HEIGHT: 6'2" :O
TATTOOS: A Batman sign, a Misfits heart, his ex's name on teeth, a Danzig skull and funeral procession flower.
RELIGIOUS VIEWS: Atheist

Send your celeb requests in, peeps. No One Direction, please. If you learned something from that profile, please tell me in the comments because I'd love to know :)
Also, I'd love to know if anyone else is interested in the same music as me? Even so, I'd love to know what genre of music you like so leave that in the comments too :P
Song of the Day (I nearly forgot) is Monster- Skillet

Ta ta for now, peeps. Have a nice morning/afternoon/evening ;P

Lyrics: Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?