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Monday 7 January 2013

Oh, My God- That's Embarrassing!

Have you ever been to school when its not on? Have you ever gotten ready for school in the middle of the night because of a rude awakening? Have you ever sang a song in your dream and scared the life out of your roommate? Here are 9 embarrassing moments.

1) When you run into a door you think it's a 'push' but end up almost knocking yourself out because it's actually a 'pull'.
2) Stumbling on an uneven patch on the floor- my God, I've done that more times than I can remember.
3) Heels breaking whilst you're walking.
4) Making awkward eye contact with someone as they enter a foul-smelling bathroom, because you know they think you’re responsible, whether you really are or not.
5) When your stomach growls in a silent place and you position yourself into awkward angles to shut it up.
6) When someone walks in on you whilst you're doing your business.
7) Going to the wrong classroom and sitting there for a lengthy period of time before realizing that the topics of discussion don’t fit and now you’ll look like a bad-mannered student, exiting class just as it began.
8) Confusing a person for something they aren’t. E.g. thinking that someone’s wife is their daughter or mistaking a beer belly for pregnancy (awks)
9) Falling on a treadmill. If this hasn’t happened to you, feel blessed. Not only is this terrifying, but it’s equally painful on your body and ego. One second you’re running, the next you look down and you’re further back then anticipated. The machine’s speed is too fast for your steps and suddenly you’re slammed against a hot, moving conveyor belt that swoops you off of it like a humiliating ride on Aladdin’s magic carpet mixed with a mechanical bull.

4 comments:

  1. Number 4, lol! And I've experience number 5 on countless occasions:S

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  2. these are indeed embarrassing!
    and yes all happened to me as well :(

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